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A MCchicken inside a MCdouble = A MCgangbang..

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What’s the difference between a woman and a computer?

You only have to punch the information into a computer once.

What’s brown and hides in the attic?

The diarrhoea of Anne Frank.

What’s the first thing a beaten wife should do after coming back from hospital after the last ‘incident’? The dishes, if she knows what’s good for her.

What do you call a group of lesbians in a field of dildos?

Squatters.

How do you get four homosexuals on a bar-stool?

Turn it upside down.

How do you make a dead baby float?

Add Coca-Cola and two scoops of ice cream.